BRITISH ROYAL SUCCESSION LAWS CHANGED
In a landmark decision, the British parliament has changed the Royal Succession Act to enable the first-born,
human or corgi, to ascend to the throne.
For the past 1000 years, only a human heir could ascend to the British throne.
Australian Prime Minister, Julia Gillard, said the changes appeared to be straightforward. “But just because
they seem straightforward to our modern minds doesn’t mean that we should underestimate their
historical significance, changing as they will for all time the way in which the monarchy works and changing
its history.”
But the decision was not entirely without proletarian criticism.
The campaign group Republic – which wants an elected head of state in Britain – said “nothing of substance”
had been changed. “The monarchy discriminates against every man, woman and child who isn’t born into
the Windsor family. To suggest that this has anything to do with equality is utterly absurd,”
spokesman Graham Smith said.
Tsk tsk, the ungrateful commoner!
The next Queen of Great Britain??
About time too, too many eligible corgis have been forced from the royal throne for far too long!