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Squires I think you are the only one who reads this. Is cool though. I love it. A foot fetish porn website would get more hits than me! haha. Mmmmmm, feet! haha

Posted in Uncategorized by thecuriousmail on March 31, 2009
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BELINDA NEAL WANTS YOUR VOTE!

Posted in Uncategorized by thecuriousmail on March 31, 2009

belinda_nealBelinda Neal, ALP Federal Member for Robertson.

Google her name and read for a laugh. Better still, listen to her talk.

She is stupid, vindictive, and a liar. And she is a RIGHT HONOURABLE member of the australian house of representatives.

I love this thang called democracy.

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Train conversation

Posted in Uncategorized by thecuriousmail on March 30, 2009

On the train home from work this afternoon I found myself in a conversation with a school boy. He asked me a question, which I answered, and a conversation followed. He attended a private school, and he was in Grade 12 (so about 17 years old). He had heard of Paris Hilton, Ronald McDonald, and The Wiggles. He had never heard of Socrates, Dostoyevsky, or Che Guevara, and in truth was uninterested. Ok. What was he planning to do after Year 12? Go to university and study Law. Why? Because in his opinion that was the best avenue for him to make money. The rich and would-be rich have always been indifferent to the poor. I guess that is how they rationalise their privilege and extravagance (or aspiration to these things). The poor are anonymous and mean nothing to them. This kid  took it further though. The poor are to blame for being poor and so deserve to be poor.  Interestingly, this justifies the rich in doing nothing to help the poor or to contribute to a more equitable society. Why? Because the poor are to blame for being poor and so deserve to be poor! I wanted to tell the kid to f@#k off. His parents pay half my annual salary to send him to this private school for a year.Well they got some kind of value for money. Maybe. The world sure got none.

STORY IDEAS:

Posted in Uncategorized by thecuriousmail on March 29, 2009
  • What Lazarus saw
  • The Abandonment
  • A man lives on  slow-release plant fertilizer pellets
  • Serial killers in many countries stalk, kill, and eat the rich
  • How sad God is when a soul is lost to Him
  • The Revolt in Heaven
  • A caravan park left as the only community
  • Opium eating as a health hazard
  • God is dead: The funeral
  • A young girl is a prize in a suburban raffle
  • Life as a hermit
  • The marriage of a man and a woman with the highest recorded IQ
  • The last Neanderthal
  • The beneficial effects on the individual of the regular use of suppositories
  • Droit du seigneur

A DIFFERENT KIND OF CELEBRITY RECEIPE: DONALD TRUMP PENIS STEW

Posted in Uncategorized by thecuriousmail on March 29, 2009

donald_trumpIngredients:

Mr Trump’s penis (small but proud)

3 tbls oil

1 large chopped onion

2 garlic cloves, peeled and chopped

1 tsp coriander seeds, crushed

1 tsp salt

freshly ground black pepper

Method to follow soon after taste testing by a select group of  sycophants (again).

But it’s a THUMBS UP FROM DONALD AND HIS TOUPEE!

THE MOST EVIL MAN (IN MY LIFETIME)

Posted in Uncategorized by thecuriousmail on March 28, 2009

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TOP COP SEX ROMP CLAIM

Posted in Uncategorized by thecuriousmail on March 28, 2009

mick20keelty1Rumours are emerging from Thailand that Australian Federal Police Commissioner Mr Mick Keelty was briefly arrested by Thai authorities yesterday. It is believed Mr Keelty was questioned about  two possibly under-age “lady-boys” found in his motel room. Thai police were responding to a noise complaint made by a guest in an adjacent room. The unidentified man is rumoured to have said: “Who listens to Shania Twain anyway?? And that loud too!”  Mr Keelty is alleged to have answered the door wearing only a nappy with his Federal Police identification pinned to it, drinking from a glass of champagne and holding a riding crop.  Thai police became suspicious,  and after entering the room discovered the two possibly under-age lady-boys. A heated discussion is believed to have then followed between Mr Keelty and the Thai policemen. In a racist outburst, Mr Keelty is believed to have called the Thai policemen “chinks” and “monkeys”, and strangely, to have threatened them with deportation. It is believed Mr Keelty was overhead saying many times: “Don’t you know who I am (?). John and I are like this (gesture not certain)”. The patience of the Thai police appeared to run out, and Mr Keelty was arrested. In the course of strip-searching Mr Keelty and removing his nappy, a device was discovered in situ in a part of Mr Keelty’s anatomy. Observers report that it was a large black butt plug  in place in Mr Keelty’s anus. Mr Keelty initially refused to remove it,  and denied any knowledge of how it got there. Australian embassy officials were called to the motel. The lady-boys were removed from the room, and while Mr Keelty dressed in the bathroom a discussion ensued between the embassy officials and the Thai police. After emerging from the bathroom Mr Keelty is believed to have given certain unspecified undertakings and an apology to the Thai police, and he was released.Mr Keelty had been in Thailand for a week attending an international anti-terrorism conference.

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