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Posted in Uncategorized by thecuriousmail on April 27, 2009

miss-piggyFrom an undisclosed location Miss Piggy today threatened the future of the world with a global epidemic.

In a startling message to the world, Miss Piggy said that Swine Flu was her creation, and that unless all pigs were freed from captivity, she would infect the world. The world had two days to comply to her demands, and she indicated that failure to comply would result in millions of human deaths.

In Amerika, the Head of Homeland Security said the world would not be held to ransom by a maniacal pink pig, and that no stone will be left unturned in the effort to locate and destroy Miss Piggy’s headquarters.

It is understood that political and military figures have begun receiving inoculations against the swine flu, and that these inoculations will begin to be available to the general population once stockpiles have increased, but subject to no significant rise in the cost.

Miss Piggy had been a reclusive figure for the last twenty years, and little is known of her during this period, but observers believe that she is now determined to achieve her goal of freeing all pigs from captivity, whatever the cost.

Kermit the Frog, who is battling serious illness, did come to Miss Piggy’s defense, saying that she was passionate and headstrong, but he had never known her to be vicious. “Does she have a point about the pigs?” he asked. He then broke into a moving rendition of ‘Que Sera, Sera’.

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  1. Paul said, on April 28, 2009 at 6:58 am

    HAha! Brilliant.

    • thecuriousmail said, on April 28, 2009 at 8:06 pm

      Ah Squires, my only viewer haha. I’m thinking about a name change here (in the interests of doubling my viewership, to two haha). Maybe – Van Gough’s Ear?? Says it all to me.

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