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GUANTANAMO BAY CLOSING DOWN SALE!

Posted in Uncategorized by thecuriousmail on May 16, 2009

ALL ITEMS REDUCED FOR QUICK SALE!  BARGAINS ONLY A SHORT COMPROMISE AWAY!

ITEMS ONLY USED ON SUNDAYS TO DEFEND THE FREE WORLD WITH 100% HYPOCRISY!

rack The George W Bush antique style rack is now available. Serious bidders only. This item comes

with a certificate of authenticity as to a minimum of 1000 previous dislocations.

Pristine units with a documented history like this one don’t come onto the market very often.

Act now to avoid disappointment! Winning bidder was to receive 2 free lessons from

George, but this offer has been withdrawn as George does not get his hands dirty.

knuckle dusterNext featured item is the Dick Cheney gold-plated knuckle dusters. Fancy a bit of bling

when you’re facing a hard day of violence in the name of the free world?? This item is for

you then! Look good while you’re making end justify means, and be the envy of your

colleagues. You know you deserve it!  No tyre kickers please.

head crusherOur last item today is the Donald Rumsfeld head crusher. Simply put the head of a

 suspected terrorist in the crusher and it will break bone and teeth with ease.

Life cannot be any easier with this item. You can maintain a level of torture you are

comfortable with, and it is guaranteed to pop eyeballs! This item comes with Donald’s

personal certificate of total absolution. As is tho, has been used with calculated evilness by Donald. This is the last

chance to have something in your collection owned and used the great man!  A piece of history!

No reserve. No understanding at all.

ACT NOW SHOPPERS TO AVOID DISAPPOINTMENT!

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