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CRISTIANO RONALDO AND PARIS HILTON IN SEX TAPE

Posted in Uncategorized by thecuriousmail on July 26, 2009

 Socialite Paris Hilton and footballer christiano-ronaldoparis hiltonCristiano Ronaldo have appeared

together in an unauthorized sex tape available at various sites on the interweb.

It was this reporter’s unfortunate duty to view the sex tape, and I’m afraid I

shan’t have intercourse again.

A coquettish housewife Paris answers the door to plumber Cristiano.

He asks if she phoned to have him “look at her pipes” (?).

She does her best to blush, but still pulls him through the doorway, and they both disrobe with what can only be

described as unseemly haste (and a drunken clumsiness).

One does not of course wish to be too explicit here, but I can say, the next 15 minutes showed fruit experimentation,

some bizarre role playing, and that it was Paris, armed with a strap-on thingy, who checked Ronaldo’s pipes.

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  1. Paul said, on July 27, 2009 at 1:09 pm

    Did you check out the possibly related posts?

    • thecuriousmail said, on August 2, 2009 at 6:03 pm

      nah i didn’t. probably should have then i guess

  2. Samara said, on November 12, 2009 at 1:21 pm

    AHAHA yeah right!
    liars!!
    stop these stupid rumors already!

    (=

  3. jannieth said, on May 15, 2010 at 12:13 am

    i like that………!


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