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Posted in Uncategorized by thecuriousmail on August 9, 2009

coal fired power stationIn a joint press conference in Sydney

today, the Coal Mining Council and

the Coal Fired Power Generators

Association, released the Frink report

showing that carbon sequestration will

produce diamonds.

Author of the report, Professor John

Frink, says that the underground

high-pressure storage of the carbon dioxide produced by the operation of coal-fired power stations will inevitably

produce diamonds, and that carbon sequestration will not only be self-funding, but will produce profits for the

power stations.

Professor Frink, currently on a leave of absence from The Simpsons, maintained that the science “was

incontrovertible”, and that “our carbon sequestration plan showed the way forward for a greener Australia”.

Share prices for the coal-fired power stations leapt on the announcement of the new plan.


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