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CHRUCH OF SCIENTOLOGY WORLD CONGRESS FOR SYDNEY

Posted in Uncategorized by thecuriousmail on August 12, 2009

Scientology_Symbol_LogoThe 2010 Church of Scientology world congress is to be held in Sydney,  officials announced

in Los Angels today.

The congress is to be held at the Crown casino over a 2 week period. The casino is owned

by Australian millionaire, and Most Exalted Brother, Mr James Packer.  Australian Prime

Minister, Mr Kevin Rudd, is to open the congress. Initially Mr Rudd had declined the

invitation due to diary conflicts, but undisclosed threats from Scientologists had changed his mind.

Prices for general admission tickets are quoted at $US5,000 each, and it is believed the finale of the congress will

be a $US100,000 per ticket invitation only gala, which is rumoured to feature the re-appearance of either

 Scientology founder, Mr L Ron Hubbard, or first cousin, ET.

Scientology spokesman, Most Holy Tom Cruise, said he wouldn’t be surprised if other miracles happened during the

two week event. Mr Cruise said that he had personal experience of the miracle power in Scientology, as his height

 had increased a full 2 inches since he became a believer.

Observers, however, attribute Mr Cruise’s current height to platform shoes.

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  1. Paul said, on August 12, 2009 at 12:26 pm

    Ha! Get me two tickets to the gala. What a bash that will be.


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