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Posted in Uncategorized by thecuriousmail on October 24, 2009
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DICK CHENEY RELEASES ANTI-OBAMA RAP SONG

Posted in Uncategorized by thecuriousmail on October 23, 2009

chenehy_the_notorious_vpLyrics:

I’m Dick, you all know me,

I’m a gun tootin free enterprise son of a gun!

I’ve been away, but couldn’t stay away,

I heard this proud nation calling out for more Dick.

It’s all going to hell, hell in a handbasket,

it’s a white house damnit, you seen who’s in there?

No commie bastard’s goin to take my freedom,

no siree, when Dick comes at him he won’t know what hit him.

Yo, yo, Dick’s the answer,

Yo, yo, Dick will save ya all.

QUEENSLAND PREMIER A TELEVISION STAR!

Posted in Uncategorized by thecuriousmail on October 22, 2009

anna bligh masterchefAfter her stunning debut on Channel Ten’s Celebrity

Masterchef, Queensland Premier,  Anna ‘Hollywood-Or-

Bust’ Bligh, is understood to be fielding numerous

offers from a variety of television producers.

Offers were believed to have included one from the

Survivor Hilton series, where celebrity guests are forced to live

off the land on $US 1,000 a day, with no room service and no valet parking.

Ms Bligh has already agreed to be the first contestant on the new and improved Celebrity Perfect Match program,

and is in negotiations to star in an Australian re-make of the successful Charlie’s Angels series.

Queensland Treasurer, Mr Andrew Fraser, rejected on Ms Bligh’s behalf an invitation to appear on the Australia’s

Got Talent program. “Ventriloquism is so twentieth century,” said Mr Fraser.

DOES SHE NOT KNOW? NOT CARE? OR IS MONEY THE SALVE?

Posted in Uncategorized by thecuriousmail on October 21, 2009

 

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ANTI POVERTY WEEK ENDS

Posted in Uncategorized by thecuriousmail on October 21, 2009

The main aims of Anti Poverty Week are to

Strengthen public understanding of the causes and consequences of poverty and hardship around the world and in

Australia,

and to encourage research, discussion, and action, to address these problems.

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The highlights were

Rupert Murdoch spent a week as a man wearing off-the-shelf suits, Kevin Rudd (in a crisp white sailor’s uniform)

spent the week on a refugee boat trying to get to Australia, and McDonalds donated their profits for the week to

charity.

In Fortitude Valley, Brisbane, in the early hours of the morning, CCTV footage shows a white dark-haired male,

late teens to twenties. He is wandering about, maybe agitated or pre-occupied, but as if deliberating, and then

coming to a decision.

He removes what looks like a metal bar from his clothing, and unprovoked, he bashes to death a sleeping

homeless man.

And Anti Poverty Week was like any other week.

Violent, senseless.

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AND TODAY WE HAVE TELEVISION PROGRAMS OF COMMERCIALS (BETWEEN MORE COMMERCIALS!)

Posted in Uncategorized by thecuriousmail on October 13, 2009

Incessant advertising is now the soundtrack to our lives.

TRINNY AND SUSANNAH’S NEW BOOK A BESTSELLER

Posted in Uncategorized by thecuriousmail on October 11, 2009

Trinny+SusannaThe new book, ‘You Are What You Wear’, by television personalities and

fashionistas,  Trinny Woodall and Susannah Constantine, has topped the best-seller lists.

Their first book, ‘What Not To Wear’, was also a success, and they have since released

 their own range of clothing, board games, light-bulbs, car seat covers,  potato chips,

laundry powder, chewing gum, tissues,  tomato sauce,  and a lucrative franchise licensing

of their weight loss and interior design businesses.

From their new book, Trinny and Susannah’s top fashion tip  is:

“Without doubt, the perfect fashion accessory is an African child. Even the busiest person should at least give it

 a try.  The child is so adaptable that you can experiment with many different styles to your heart’s desire!”

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A CANBERRA LOVE STORY (and an inspiration to us all)

Posted in Uncategorized by thecuriousmail on October 11, 2009

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They were as surprised as everyone else– different political parties, a different house of parliament, and on the face of it, if not enemies, at least competitors. And yet the attraction grew,  and a forbidden love blossomed.

Like Romeo and Juliet, Penny and Julie’s love, while a beautiful thing, sadly seemed never meant to be.

The nation had watched the unfolding romance with mouth’s agape, as the two lovers danced around the taboo, somewhat clumsily as each strove to lead, but as winners of Dancing With The Stars, none had ever been as popular.

They still argued bitterly on some political issues, but both said the make-up sex was special, and that their love was strong.

But not strong enough, it turned out to be.

A suave and sophisticated American man-of-means rekindled Julie’s heterosexual desires, and a broken-hearted Penny withdrew from public life to become Australia’s UN ambassador. Tho still better to have loved . . .

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LOST NOSTRADAMUS QUATRAINS FOUND!

Posted in Uncategorized by thecuriousmail on October 10, 2009

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Burning rock bringing doom

Arrows thru the heavens.

Blue white world saved at last,

By Queen Kylie and karaoke.

 

Disfigured one danced with the moon,

Waves goodbye with one white glove.

Found alive on an island,

Celebrities hide, led by Elvis.

 

First black man is elected,

Great glory is his.

But many enemies gather and conspire,

And a hater does the deed.

 

Underwater rumble brings forth a wave

That breaks upon the Golden Coast.

Neither stone nor flesh survive,

And they scramble to rebuild perdition.

 

I saw the last one ever die,

With the riddle never solved.

He could imagine anything,

Save what ailed his cold heart.

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QUEENSLAND GOVERNMENT ASSET SELL OFF STUMBLES

Posted in Uncategorized by thecuriousmail on October 6, 2009

bligh juntaThe Queensland government’s  plan to sell off $15 billion worth of public

assets, ostensibly to correct a budget deficit and retain a AAA credit rating,

 stumbled yesterday as rumours surfaced that former government members

stand to gain hundreds of millions of dollars in ‘success fees’ if the sell off is

completed.

Despite surveys which consistently show 75 to 85% community opposition to the government’s sell off plan,

Premier Bligh has been adamant in her refusal to budge from the proposed asset sell off.

Efforts are now being made by various bodies to identify those former government members who stand to become

multi millionaires thanks to Premier Bligh’s largesse.