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Posted in Uncategorized by thecuriousmail on February 11, 2010

At a packed media conference in Brisbane today, billionaire

Mr Clive Palmer proudly announced that his company had

obtained the exclusive Australian and Asian distributorship

 rights for the Walt Disney Trust.

Mr Palmer’s company, a fully owned subsidiary of China Inc,

had its share price skyrocket on the announcement.  

However, when journalists contacted Walt Disney they denied any such arrangement with Mr Palmer.

When Mr Palmer was contacted for a response, he angrily acknowledged that there had been a clerical mistake, and

that he now had the exclusive distributorship from the Walt Whitman Trust, and not the Walt Disney Trust.

“Who is he? What exactly have I paid for? Who the f@*k has ever heard of Walt Whitman?!” spat Mr Palmer, who

then threatened “to sit on any journalist who laughs at me,  and then I’ll sue them”!

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