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MATTEL RELEASES JULIA GILLARD DOLL

Posted in Uncategorized by thecuriousmail on June 25, 2010

In honour of the new Australian Prime Minister, Ms Julia Gillard,

Mattel have released a special commemorative Julia Gillard doll.

In a first of its kind, the new doll is believed to have changeable

facial expressions, and to have a special Mark Arbib chip, designed to

give the doll changeable morals.

The Wayne Swan doll, designed to be complimentary to the Julia

Gillard doll, is slated to be released next month. According to Mattel, the

Wayne Swan doll is designed to pretend to be your friend, and then

betray you when you need him the most. “We’re trying for a Barbie and Ken with attitude,” said a senior Mattel

spokesman.  “I hope we haven’t ended up with the evil twins,” he added.

Angry parents have complained to Mattel that the Julia Gillard doll has plotted against and back-stabbed other

dolls in the house, and after disposing of its last rival in the house, the doll maintains a menacing fixed grin.

“The children are really scared of it now,” said one anxious mother.

 Serial pest, broadcaster Alan Jones, is believed to have purchased the first Julia Gillard doll for sale in Australia.

When approached by journalists on his purchase, Mr Jones asked “where do you blow the doll up? I’m in the mood

for some lovin!”

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