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AUSTRALIA REJOICES! PRINCESS MARY DOES THE NATION PROUD!

Posted in Uncategorized by thecuriousmail on January 9, 2011

Australian-born Princess Mary of Denmark has done

both nations proud by giving birth to twins overnight,

Australian time.

Mary Donaldson, a former advertising agent, met her husband

to be, Danish Clown Prince Frederick, at a nightspot during the

 Sydney Olympics.

“Mary has made Australia proud, and serves as a fine example

of what Australian women with vision and persistence can achieve,” said Prime Minister Gillard.

Former Australian ambassador, Sir Les Patterson, said “I’m sure the sweet thing takes her role as a royal

celebrity as seriously as it deserves, and she shows just how one’s life can change just by lying back, thinking of

England, and having a royal knob make a deposit inside you. Missionary? Nah, she’s an adventurous sort, would be

doggie I’m sure! Cheers! Say, that could work for me. I mean I’d do it. I’ve actually always fancied Prince Charles.

The idea of pulling his ears as his hard right royal prick penetrates me . .  Oh stop it! I’m going weak at the knees!

Oooohhhhhhhh, cheers!

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