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IOC ANNOUNCES SUICIDE BOMBING NOW AN OLYMPIC SPORT

Posted in Uncategorized by thecuriousmail on January 30, 2011

IOC President, Mr Jacques Rogge, announced today that

suicide bombing will become an Olympic sport at the 2012

London Olympics.

“The IOC acknowledges the popularity of the new sport of

suicide bombing, and welcomes it into the Olympic family,”

said Mr Rogge.

“There was some discussion, it must be said, but we were all

comforted by the certainty that the television ratings for

suicide bombing will vindicate the decision,” he added.

Mr Rogge indicated that the format for the medal ceremony was still being finalised, “as the athletes would all be

dead, and in very small bits.”

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  1. Brad said, on January 31, 2011 at 2:08 pm

    haha! Yes I suppose a medal ceremony for contestants who failed to detonate could ignite an angry outburst from spectators.


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