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WOMAN HAS ABORTION SO THAT SHE CAN WATCH THE ROYAL WEDDING

Posted in Uncategorized by thecuriousmail on April 23, 2011

A 32 year old unnamed Sydney woman has admitted to

having an abortion last week so that she could watch the

royal wedding without any interruptions.

The April 29 royal wedding has captured the public

imagination, and criticism of the woman’s late-term abortion

has been subdued.

In a written statement, the Sydney woman said the royal

wedding was the most important thing in her life so far, that

she already has a shopping trolley load of collectibles, and

that she is entitled to do what she can to ensure an uninterupted viewing of the royal wedding on television

(notwithstanding commercials of course).

A spokesman for Buckingham Palace said the royal family were touched by the woman’s devotion.

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