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QUEENSLAND PREMIER IN WORLD MEDICAL FIRST!

Posted in Uncategorized by thecuriousmail on September 21, 2010

The Queensland Premier, Anna Bligh,  was today released from hospital

after pioneering surgery to attach a hard-hat permanently to her head.

In what has been described as a world medical first, surgeons

worked in shifts over a 30-hour period to graft the hard-hat onto the

Premier’s skull.

The life-saving surgery became necessary after consistently negative polls forced the Premier into a

strategy of appearing as a hard-hat wearing hard worker who gets things done.

“Better me in a hard-hat than the Treasurer with a plumber’s crack,” joked the Premier. “The only down-side that

I can see is that I now just can’t resist a safety vest, and I’m digging more holes in my yard than the dog!”

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